Stalk... I mean contact me

Not that any of you care, but if you're so inclined to want to email me... you can do so from my profile page on the right. Feel free to ask me questions, but I can't guarantee that I'll answer them, or even that my answers will be correct, but hey... you can try! Uh, if you're my friend, could you not send me stupid emails? I'd appreciate it. In closing, and on a completely unrelated note, that picture to the left is indeed a pile of elephant crap. It's sort of out of scale, it's about 4' wide. I just couldn't find any other picture that would fit with this post, so yeah. Enjoy. I don't know why I took a picture of it either, so don't ask that.