What do I eat at school?

Well since I can't sleep (don't ask why, I should be tired as a dog), I figured I'd make a short blog post on what I eat at school... i.e. what I normally eat when I'm not wasting money like water. Well, that's kind of a stupid statement. I eat like any college student, which is to say, I'm always on the lookout for free calories, be it in the form of pizza, cupcakes, or handouts (wink wink to anyone near Columbia). When I'm in the suite with my suitemates, my meals usually consist of cereal, oatmeal, toast, or carbs of some variety. Not very interesting. Once in a while though, I like to mix it up... you know, try something different, or what my friend Wayne would describe as 'disgusting.' Yesterday was one of those days where I just wanted to experiment with something. The monstrosity you see in the upper left? It is a whole wheat bagel that's been toasted with peanut butter, topped with 4 strips of bacon, a fried egg, a hamburger patty that I think was 6 oz., mixed cheddar cheese, lettuce, and my of course barbecue sauce. Keep in mind this was post workout, so that makes it okay... I think?

btw, I'm calling this a recipe because I included all the ingredients necessary... I don't know how else to tag this without adding a 'stupid' tag.